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Rants & Rambles

I‘m a natural storyteller. Not stories as in fantasies, stories as in unbelievable adventures. Call it lucky or unlucky but either way my life is never boring. Anyone who has ever met me in real life can testify that I have some damn entertaining stories. The situations I manage to get myself into never cease to amaze me. From being locked up abroad to partying with celebrities, there is no telling what’s going to happen with each new country. And yes, sometimes my stories turn into rants and rambles. Sometimes the views expressed here may be a little controversial. Sometimes the stuff I say might even offend you. But you know what? That’s why you read these rants and rambles. So enjoy!

Recent Rants And Rambles

Random Travel Facts That Will Blow Your Mind

Did you know that Europe is the only continent without a desert? Or that American Airlines saved $40,000 by eliminating ...
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Candy Is (Not-So) Dandy In Tokyo

If you don’t know, you don’t need to know. Wow this city is fucking awesome! Tokyo is great! Mayu is ...
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I Just Met My Future Wife!!!!

The subject about says it all but at the same time it says nothing about what has really transpired during ...
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In Response To, And Clarification Of, LBFM Vs OOSM

As I knew it would, I received lots of mixed feedback about my earlier blog entry, LBFM Vs OOSM, and ...
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LBFM Vs OOSM

Some of you may have heard me mention the acronym LBFMPBFR prior to my departure to Southeast Asia, a term ...
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I learned something today…

I used to think I had no talents at all but I realized something today I do! I can hurt ...
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Japanese Porn

Okay, you want to hear some bullshit?!? My buddy Ben from work spent a couple years in the military stationed ...
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Getting All These Useless Numbers From Girls In Tokyo

So we have been collecting phone numbers and email addresses from a lot of the chicks here in the amazing ...
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Random Travel Facts That Will Blow Your Mind

Did you know that Europe is the only continent without a desert? Or that American Airlines saved $40,000 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class? Throughout my journeys I have learned a lot of staggering travel facts that will blow your mind — and now I’m sharing them with you. Enjoy … Read more

Japanese School Girls

Japanese Porn

Okay, you want to hear some bullshit?!? My buddy Ben from work spent a couple years in the military stationed in Tokyo and Osaka and the like. And he warned me that all Japanese porn is censored, even the mainstream kind sold at adult stores. Apparently there are decency laws in place or some such … Read more