I‘m a natural storyteller. Not stories as in fantasies, stories as in unbelievable adventures. Call it lucky or unlucky but either way my life is never boring. Anyone who has ever met me in real life can testify that I have some damn entertaining stories. The situations I manage to get myself into never cease to amaze me. From being locked up abroad to partying with celebrities, there is no telling what’s going to happen with each new country. And yes, sometimes my stories turn into rants and rambles. Sometimes the views expressed here may be a little controversial. Sometimes the stuff I say might even offend you. But you know what? That’s why you read these rants and rambles. So enjoy!
Did you know that Europe is the only continent without a desert? Or that American Airlines saved $40,000 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class? Throughout my journeys I have learned a lot of staggering travel facts that will blow your mind — and now I’m sharing them with you. Enjoy … Read more
If you don’t know, you don’t need to know. Wow this city is fucking awesome! Tokyo is great! Mayu is great! Her source hooked it up too. It is going to be a shame to leave but I suppose I have to at some point…don’t have my flat anymore and can’t live on her couch … Read more
The subject about says it all but at the same time it says nothing about what has really transpired during our final days in Japan. I mean where do I begin?!? So much done, so much to tell… Do you realize that during all this last week here in Tokyo I only slept for about … Read more
As I knew it would, I received lots of mixed feedback about my earlier blog entry, LBFM Vs OOSM, and I just wanted to clarify things a little, so as not to offend any more people: First off, let me just say here that by LBFM I meant a woman of Asian descent, not a … Read more
Some of you may have heard me mention the acronym LBFMPBFR prior to my departure to Southeast Asia, a term I was introduced to by some older friends who spent most of the 1980s stationed in the Philippines and quickly adopted into my vocabulary. It is an absolutely wonderful term, commonly known as LBFM for … Read more
I used to think I had no talents at all but I realized something today I do! I can hurt my self anywhere you could put me in a padded room with a padded jacket and I would come out bloody and bruised its remarkable I know………. but yeah we were just sitting here the … Read more
Okay, you want to hear some bullshit?!? My buddy Ben from work spent a couple years in the military stationed in Tokyo and Osaka and the like. And he warned me that all Japanese porn is censored, even the mainstream kind sold at adult stores. Apparently there are decency laws in place or some such … Read more
So we have been collecting phone numbers and email addresses from a lot of the chicks here in the amazing Tokyo clubs. ‘Course, the only problem is I don’t have a Japanese phone. And I have tried emailing but no luck. You see, all the cellphones here in Tokyo are linked to email email addresses. … Read more
